I'm Jordan, expert on never sleeping, and pretending to be cool. A band kid through and through, who likes photography and old things, but new places
.☆Will give head for Dr Pepper☆.

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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emkaymlp:

Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

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vinebox:

me at the movies

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dicksquadd:

THIS IS SO CUTE

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metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

image

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